conversations at work

Client: I feel so bad, we're going down to the coast and I won't have time to wash my dogs

Me: that's ok, they look fine

Client: I can just imagine the look on my mother's face

Me: she'll be happy to see you. And them!

Client: She does love her grand-dogs... is that silly?

Me: no ways, I have god-dogs.

Client: that's lovely!

Me: mostly it involves me feeding them treats and bossing the owner around

Client: you sound like a lovely dogmother!

True story...